he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
