Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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