I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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