Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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