the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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