ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Randomize
