he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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