I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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