Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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