He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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