THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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