Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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