I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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