Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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