oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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