Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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