you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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