Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Is it because I queefed?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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