i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Vodka?
Forever.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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