Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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