SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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