therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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