East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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