Sponge bath it is.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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