Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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