I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it glows. i had to have it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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