Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm both gender and math confused
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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