U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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