I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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