let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
