If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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