Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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