Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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