so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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