Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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