Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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