Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
