This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i out mim tonsoeep
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