I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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