Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Can't talk, ducks in the car
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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