if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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