I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
