We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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