You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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