The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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