I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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