Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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