I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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