Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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