THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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